Kenyan Blonde

Been busy with exams lately and havent had time to blog. besides the comps lab is closed so like i have to use money in the cyber to write this.

there is this chick who was wearing a skirt and she wanted to climb a tree. unfortunately there was a guy there. so duh, she told him:

" we unafikiria mi ni mjnga, mi nakujua, unataka kuchungulia panty yangu..." those one of duh, i know these things

so she took off her panty and climbed the tree.

JUST BEEN TAGGED

8 THINGS ABOUT ME
after finally being tagged…(after much begging, I tell ya), here I am finally with 8 random things about me:

1. I read novels like I live on them. Dem high skul days, I read like 40 novels a term, from thin Mills n Boon to 800 plus pages of Stephen King…I read everything and anything that is interesting…

2. I love eating, sleeping and eating, which reminds me.. I am slowly but surely edging out of the bracket of small people.. and I have started making resolutions ( 1. no more Amo for lunch.. Amos is the name of the guy who owns the Kenchic of Gashororo, the campus village..2. wake up to bath when the alarm goes off, I usually just wake up long enough to switch it off.)

3. I am still a virgin and never had a serious boyfriend ( am beginning to wonder if am normal.. the things my friends haven’t done!)

4. On my 20th birthday, I will move places to Wordpress, so watch this space ( is that what am supposed to say?)

5. I talk too much and am in love with Usher Raymond… Lil Wayne, Lil Jon and Vin Disel. Plus I don’t think Brad Pitt is hot.

6. I do write, though in form two it was mostly love stuff, influence of Mills and Boon, but I have two published articles in the Sunday Nation.

7. I love Harry Potter series…(hint hint.. someone get me a ticket to watch Harry Potter and Order of the Phoenix, though I haven’t read the last 3..The Half Blood Prince or the last one, the Deathly Hallows)

8. I got my first kiss when I was 18 and some months old.. and since then (October last year), I have kissed 3 more guys…( am a what now? Say it loud…)

9. (Just could not resist adding...) I am a karataker...and am ranking on Sep 15th for an orange belt...I have to shika those Japanese terms.

THE AFTERMATH

Recently, we just had our graduation. Wait a minute, it wasn’t me graduating ( I haven’t even been here a semester!). okay, the previous students were graduating. It was a booring, booring day, I just woke up, hurrayed! that I did not have lessons, and went back to sleep until the sun came up. Then I washed some other huge pile of laundry, went to the salon to escape the mass of humanity that was in the campus grounds ( si u know the likes, a bus carrying a whole village comes to watch the first graduate in the village, ululations…lots and lots of relatives, some who appear only during functions such as graduations, funerals, weddings etc. in short, any functions that has food in its program.)

Back to me, I have just done the Calculus CAT, it wasn’t as hard as I thought, perhaps because I had over read for it. Anyway, I await the results with bated breath. Exams are coming up..and I have to read otherwise I might end up at the bottom of the class, and that is not good for my reputation.

It seems I have read so much mpaka this stuff is getting into my blood. This is kinda dangerous since am also doing a HIV/AIDS unit, I might just end up with HIV in my blood..he..he , so since everything I see, I think about it in terms of wave functions, wavelengths, etc, here is calculus in real life:

Girl/chick/woman (whichever term you prefer, whatever excites the atoms of your blood)
Let me use girl:

Girl= time x money
But time =money therefore
Girl=money x money= money2
From this, we can evaluate the limits as money tends to zero of girl
Lim (money---0) girl= 2(0)=0. (read as the limits of girl as money tends to zero)
Therefore as money tends to zero, girl tends to zero (replace zero with disappear.)

EXAM FEVER
It’s like a week to exams, and is it just me ama it is getting colder? I mean, it is like August and it is still cold, this is supposed to be a blazing month, so u know, chicks can show off hot outfits…this weather inakazia wasee, but not much coz anyway, the motto is freeze n shine…
So, am trying to read, not really read, the other day I fikad Hall Sex actually, its Hall Six, it houses like 1000 plus guys, but someone says that if it were to catch fire, more chicks than guys would rush out….it is the Nakumatt of this place, for everything under the roof..from books, to printing services, to movies, to entertainment and other services…( I leave the other services unmentioned, it is up to u and ur imagination now..), I was like helping guys to do their programming assignment ( but do I say?). anyway, I found out that people read up to ungodly hours of the morning….

I think now I should get serious , head to far places to read, there is this place called Kilimanjaro, it is so near the farm…peace and quietness..tranquility should inspire me to my utmost.

Our programming teacher says Africans will never be able to invent, “you remember how Isaac Newton discovered the law of gravity? An apple fell off and he started thinking why it did not fall upwards. He must have been very idle. Otherwise if it was an African, he would have just eaten the apple, no over thinking, overstressing yourself,. ”

Then we have this other lecturer who has to skive at least one lesson a week, and he has two lessons: so he either comes for one or none, never both. It is a funny maths unit called discrete mathematics, and has little to do with numbers….

The other day, in preparation for end of the semester, I laundered all those clothes that are normally cleaned an average once or twice year: stuff like labcoats etc…so I had just over cleaned mine ( I use it during those booring titration practicals, and will use it next sem for physics….), hanged it on the lines, came back to unhang it only to find an empty space…I had been living in a blissful world…no theft, no bad stuff..now it is all happening…

My social life is virtually non-existent, and the way we come to campo expecting a blazing life…anyway, I decided to take up karate…(someone say ching chong), it is kinda interesting, am still a ka white belt but am ranking soon..to a green belt or something or orange..can’t wait to be a black belt…..kick some ass..Jackie Chan style!..I have ambition people..

So for now, off I go, to read…